Hallmark Maxine and Floyd

All Maxine and Floyd items are MINT unless noted otherwise.

*MIB=Mint In Box *MIP=Mint In Package
*MNT=Mint In Box But Price Tag is Missing

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Hallmark Maxine and Floyd Kitchenware
$35 1MAX1460 Maxine's One At A Time Grabby Cookie Jar
$14 1MAX1433 I'm The Big Cheese 4pc Stainless Steel Cheese Spreaders
$15 1MAX1420 Maxine and Floyd Firefighters Cake Toppers 3pc
$35 1MAX1430 Don't Worry It's Store Bought Cake Platter Maxine, Floyd and Mouse
$19 1MXF1203 Winter Really Blows 13 inch Platter
$15 1MXF1205 I'm sNOw Angel 8 inch Candy Dish
$9 1MAX1323 Young At Heart, Old Everywhere Else. 12 inch plate
$10 ZMG3518 Floyd Ceramic Mug (stuffed toy not included)
$8 1MAX1301 Over The Hill? Hill No! Ceramic Mug
$8 1MAX1402 You Can't Really Complain Till You're In Your 40's. Then You Can't Stop. Ceramic Mug
$13 1MAX1442 Own The Road Again, Can't Wait To Own The Road Again. Insulated Travel Mug
$10 1MAX1303 I Hope This Caffeine Doesn't Keep Me Up All Afternoon. Tall Ceramic Mug
$3 1MAX1270 I don't do cheers. Tumbler
$3 1MAX1257 Pipe Down! Eat Up! Place Mat
$3 1MAX1258 The Family That Dines Together Whines Together Place Mat
$3 1MAX1259 Home Is Where The Heartburn Is Place Mat
$3 1MAX1260 Better Say Grace Twice Before You Eat This Place Mat
Hallmark Maxine Ornaments
MIB $16 QX5385 1993 Maxine
MIB $11 QX6446 1998 Maxine
MIB $12 QXE6883 1998 Decorating Maxine Style
MIB $13 QX6489 1999 On Thin Ice Maxine
MIB $12 QX6644 2000 Self Portrait
MIB $21 QLX7641 2004 Maxine's Crabby Mall-idays talking ornament
MIB $21 QLX7592 2005 Maxine The Crabby Caroler (sound, and light)
MIB $20 QXI1252 2009 Maxine A Crabby Little Christmas Stressed in Holiday Style
MIB $22 QXI2253 Maxine Bah Humbug!
Hallmark Maxine Misc. Decor
$8 1MAX1449 That A Car or A Phone Booth? Car Signs (4 designs)
$8 1MAX1427 Maxine's Flip-Off Book Jokes to Avoid Dieting
$10 1MAX1532 Never Ask A Lady Her Age. And Don't Ask me Either. Matted Photo
$10 1MAX1531 I May Be Old, But People Who Look Like Me Always Win The Lottery. Matted Photo
$10 1MAX1534 If We Could Just Find 10 People Around Here Who Would Give 110%, Then I Wouldn't Have To Do Anything At All. Matted Photo
$10 1MAX1535 Shabby Is Chic Now? I Knew I Was Ahead of My Time. Matted Photo
$10 1MAX1536 Don't Think Of It As Getting Hot Flashes. Think Of It As Your Inner Child Playing With Matches. Matted Photo
$10 1MAX1313 The Final Result of Massive Retouching 3x3 Photo Holder
$10 1MAX1314 Remember: The Camara Adds Ten Pounds And Wrinkles And Makes Noses Bigger And Butts Wider 3x3 Photo Holder
$13 1MAX1311 Smile! Just Don't Do It Around Me. Photo Holder
$13 1MAX1312 Don'tcha Wish You Looked This Good? Photo Holder
Hallmark Maxine Home & Office
$50 ANNOY Annoy to the World Maxine and Floyd porcelain
$28 905589 Girls Just Wanna Kick Butt Maxine and Floyd Out For A Cure porcelain NE
$10 1MAX1329 Maxine Read 'em and Weep Big Playing Cards
$5 1MAX1411 Maxine Words To Laugh By 24 Cards in A Tin Jokes And Quips About Being in Your 40's
$12 1MAX1350 Ahh There's Nothing Like The Aroma Of Whatever The Heck Is Burning In Here 2pc Ceramic Tart Burner/ Tea Lite
$8 1MAX1437 If Only My Relatives Were This Bright Votive Candle Jar
$9 1MAX1436 Notice How the Light Plays Off My Wrinkles Ceramic Votive Candle Jar
$10 1MAX1418 Think Of It As A Little Hot Flash In A Can. Lavender Candle and Tin
$15 1MAX1514 PEACE of My Mind, Go CENTER Yourself, ENERGY Schmenergy. Lavender, Cinnamon and Fruit Candles in Tins 3pc
$13 1MAX1507 Fashionably Crabby Maxine Charm Bracelet
MNB $8 MIB $10 1MAX1450 Wake Up and Smell The Crabby Maxine Travel Alarm Clock
$15 BOK6059 Shoebox Greatest Hits and Misses (20 years of some pretty funny stuff) Maxine and others
$10 BOK2074 Shoebox Some of the Best From America's Funniest Card Company Maxine and others Paperback
$13 1MAX1448 Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's ..Oh Screw It Portfolio and Writing Tablet
$10 ZGA7007 Retired Membership Kit. Includes portfolio with membership card, You can't judge a book by it's cover--you have to read the good parts somebody undelined Bookmark, Ooh, ahh and move along magnetic photo frame, On the Crabby Road Again cartoon book, label pin and newsletter.
$10 1MAX1522 I'm Holding Up Pretty Well. Don't You Think? Note Clips
$15 1MAX1523 Take Your Memo And Stick It Memo Board with 4 Push Pins
$25 1MAX1444 Have Attitude, Will Travel Lap Top/Bookbag/Travel Bag 12Hx13Wx4D
$11 SBX2627 With enough rum balls, any holiday can be jolly. 18 pack Greeting Cards
$11 SBX3726 Crabby Holidays Just when you think you've taken all the crap you can take during the holidays, you get a card from me. 18 pack Greeting Cards
$3 ZZB1401 Another birthday? Time to salute Father Time. Which finger you salute him with is your business. 5x7 Greeting Card
$3 ZZB1403 Happy Birthday to a woman who's really hot! It's normal. Have a seat...It'll pass. 5x7 Greeting Card
$3 ZB6951 Happy Birthday to someone I like. This is a big deal. I hardly like anybody. 5x7 Greeting Card
$3 ZB7377 I was going to get you one of those birthday cakes with your face on it...It's a great way to say "Bite me" to lots of people at once. 5x7 Greeting Card
$3 ZB6358 I was going to get you one of those birthday cakes with your face on it...It's a great way to say "Bite me" to lots of people at once. 5x7 Greeting Card
$3 ZS2253 Kiss that job good-bye. Kiss Flip off, whichever. Happy Retirement. 5x7 Greeting Card
$3 ZZF2117 Sometimes I lean to the left, sometimes I lean to the right. I gotta get a better bra. 5x7 Greeting Card
$3 MXE1041 You deserve a high five! Which is four more than I usually give. 5x7 Greeting Card
$3 ZZB1405 You're not old...Hell. you were old last year! 5x7 Greeting Card
$5 SNH1091 Getting older is like an ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET...Happy Birthday. Stay Fresh. Talking Greeting Card
$4 MXE1062 Gripers Unite! All We Have To Lose Is Our Tempers! 13x9 Large Greeting Card
$4 MXN1064 My Remote Controls The VCR, DVD, HDTV, and CD Player. Now If I Could Just Press A Button And Get A Life. 13x9 Large Greeting Card
$4 MAX1407 Over 40 And Feeling Absolutely Chestfallen. 3 inch Button
$2 ZNK1012 Bottoms Up! (That's right...I want you to moon my neighbors.) Party Napkins 16pc
$3 1MAX1417 Awww...I shouldn't have. 4 1/2 X 6 Gift Bag
$3 1MAX1340 Your Size, Your Color. It Always Has To Be About You. 8 X 10 Gift Bag
$3 1MAX1325 Lucky for you, the third credit card was accepted. 8 X 10 Gift Bag
$3 1MAX1414 Full-bodied and Sassy! Wine Bottle Gift Bag
$3 1MAX1341 Don't get too excited it's the cheap stuff. Wine Bottle Gift Bag
$7 1MAX1231 Holey Shirt Sewing Kit
$12 1MAX1504 Pampering Gift Set Inflatable Neck Rest & Scrub Puff

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