Hallmark Maxine and Floyd

All Maxine and Floyd items are MINT unless noted otherwise.

*MIB=Mint In Box *MIP=Mint In Package
*MNT=Mint In Box But Price Tag is Missing

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Hallmark Maxine and Floyd Kitchenware
$35 1MAX1460 Maxine's One At A Time Grabby Cookie Jar
$14 1MAX1433 I'm The Big Cheese 4pc Stainless Steel Cheese Spreaders
$15 1MAX1420 Maxine and Floyd Firefighters Cake Toppers 3pc
$35 1MAX1430 Don't Worry It's Store Bought Cake Platter Maxine, Floyd and Mouse
$19 1MXF1203 Winter Really Blows 13 inch Platter
$15 1MXF1205 I'm sNOw Angel 8 inch Candy Dish
$9 1MAX1323 Young At Heart, Old Everywhere Else. 12 inch plate
$10 ZMG3518 Floyd Ceramic Mug (stuffed toy not included)
$8 1MAX1301 Over The Hill? Hill No! Ceramic Mug
$8 1MAX1402 You Can't Really Complain Till You're In Your 40's. Then You Can't Stop. Ceramic Mug
$10 1MAX1509 Care To Join Me In A Hot Flash Toddy? Ceramic Mug (add water to see Maxine have a hot flash)
$13 1MAX1442 Own The Road Again, Can't Wait To Own The Road Again. Insulated Travel Mug
$10 1MAX1303 I Hope This Caffeine Doesn't Keep Me Up All Afternoon. Tall Ceramic Mug
$5 1MAX1316 Let's drink to your health...plan. Tall Tumbler
$13 1MAX1429 Don't Leave A Ring Unless It's A Diamond 18 Coasters (6 designs)
$3 1MAX1270 I don't do cheers. Tumbler
$3 1MAX1271 Today is the first day of the mess we call life. Tumbler
$7 1MAX1250 Thanks For Not Chugging From The Pitcher. 87.5 oz
$3 1MAX1257 Pipe Down! Eat Up! Place Mat
$3 1MAX1258 The Family That Dines Together Whines Together Place Mat
$3 1MAX1259 Home Is Where The Heartburn Is Place Mat
$3 1MAX1260 Better Say Grace Twice Before You Eat This Place Mat
Hallmark Maxine Ornaments
MIB $11 QX6446 1998 Maxine
MIB $12 QXE6883 1998 Decorating Maxine Style
MIB $13 QX6489 1999 On Thin Ice Maxine
MIB $12 QX6644 2000 Self Portrait
MIB $21 QLX7641 2004 Maxine's Crabby Mall-idays talking ornament
MIB $21 QLX7592 2005 Maxine The Crabby Caroler (sound, and light)
MINT $30 ANNOY 2007 Maxine's Annoy to the World
MIB $55 QXC7014 2007 Maxine's Merry Chris-mess 20th Anniversary (club) (Artists Event)
Hallmark Maxine Misc. Decor
$13 1MAX1262 Bow Wow Chow Treat Jar
$22 1MXF1204 Let It Snow Someplace Else Snow Globe (battery powered)
$8 1MAX1449 That A Car or A Phone Booth? Car Signs (4 designs)
$8 1MAX4511 Maxine's Flip-Off Book Fashion do's, don'ts, and don't-even-think-about-its
$8 1MAX1427 Maxine's Flip-Off Book Jokes to Avoid Dieting
$10 1MAX1532 Never Ask A Lady Her Age. And Don't Ask me Either. Matted Photo
$10 1MAX1531 I May Be Old, But People Who Look Like Me Always Win The Lottery. Matted Photo
$10 1MAX1534 If We Could Just Find 10 People Around Here Who Would Give 110%, Then I Wouldn't Have To Do Anything At All. Matted Photo
$10 1MAX1535 Shabby Is Chic Now? I Knew I Was Ahead of My Time. Matted Photo
$10 1MAX1536 Don't Think Of It As Getting Hot Flashes. Think Of It As Your Inner Child Playing With Matches. Matted Photo
$10 1MAX1313 The Final Result of Massive Retouching 3x3 Photo Holder
$10 1MAX1314 Remember: The Camara Adds Ten Pounds And Wrinkles And Makes Noses Bigger And Butts Wider 3x3 Photo Holder
$13 1MAX1311 Smile! Just Don't Do It Around Me. Photo Holder
$13 1MAX1312 Don'tcha Wish You Looked This Good? Photo Holder
Hallmark Maxine Home & Office
MNT $6 1MAX1108NT (non talking) Race Track Maxine Mop Top Key Chain 3 inch
MINT $6 1MAX1110NT (non talking) Chef Maxine Mop Top Key Chain 3 inch
$10 1MAX1329 Maxine Read 'em and Weep Big Playing Cards
$10 1MAX1346 If You Can't Beat Em, Cheat Em Playing Cards Two Decks
$5 1MAX1411 Maxine Words To Laugh By 24 Cards in A Tin Jokes And Quips About Being in Your 40's
$5 1MAX1412 Maxine Words To Laugh By 24 Cards in A Tin Jokes And Quips About Being in Your 50's
$12 1MAX1350 Ahh There's Nothing Like The Aroma Of Whatever The Heck Is Burning In Here 2pc Ceramic Tart Burner/ Tea Lite
$8 1MAX1437 If Only My Relatives Were This Bright Votive Candle Jar
$9 1MAX1436 Notice How the Light Plays Off My Wrinkles Ceramic Votive Candle Jar
$10 1MAX1418 Think Of It As A Little Hot Flash In A Can. Lavender Candle and Tin
$10 1MAX1419 Festive Candle or Leg-Waxing Kit. You Decide. Lavender Candle and Tin
$15 1MAX1514 PEACE of My Mind, Go CENTER Yourself, ENERGY Schmenergy. Lavender, Cinnamon and Fruit Candles in Tins 3pc
$13 1MAX1507 Fashionably Crabby Maxine Charm Bracelet
MNB $8 MIB $10 1MAX1450 Wake Up and Smell The Crabby Maxine Travel Alarm Clock
$5 PCA4152 In a hundred years this won't matter. It barely matters now. 8 1/2 x 11 acid-free laser, ink jet, photocopier paper 30 sheets
MIB $10 BOK2057 Dear Crabby You Asked, Maxine Answered Book of funny letters (Q: What is your favorite bottled water? A: The kind with hops and barley that comes in a long neck bottle.)
$10 1MAX1310 My Life's Journey From Spring Chicken To Tough Old Bird. Journal
$16 BOK2012 Maxine Yelling It Like It Is. Maxine's book of Philosophy
$13 1MAX1448 Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's ..Oh Screw It Portfolio and Writing Tablet
$10 ZGA7007 Retired Membership Kit. Includes portfolio with membership card, You can't judge a book by it's cover--you have to read the good parts somebody undelined Bookmark, Ooh, ahh and move along magnetic photo frame, On the Crabby Road Again cartoon book, label pin and newsletter.
$10 1MAX1522 I'm Holding Up Pretty Well. Don't You Think? Note Clips
$15 1MAX1523 Take Your Memo And Stick It Memo Board with 4 Push Pins
$25 1MAX1444 Have Attitude, Will Travel Lap Top/Bookbag/Travel Bag 12Hx13Wx4D
$11 SBX2627 With enough rum balls, any holiday can be jolly. 18 pack Greeting Cards
$11 SBX3726 Crabby Holidays Just when you think you've taken all the crap you can take during the holidays, you get a card from me. 18 pack Greeting Cards
$4 MXE1062 Gripers Unite! All We Have To Lose Is Our Tempers! 13x9 Large Greeting Card
$4 MXN1064 My Remote Controls The VCR, DVD, HDTV, and CD Player. Now If I Could Just Press A Button And Get A Life. 13x9 Large Greeting Card
$3 1INV2559 Eat Drink Be Crabby 8 invitations
$3 1BEV2560 40 Time to get the "wonder-where-they-went" bra!. (16 count beverage napkins)
$4 MAX1407 Over 40 And Feeling Absolutely Chestfallen. 3 inch Button
$4 MAX1409 Past Sixty. Not Past Sexy. 3 inch Button
$3 1MAX1417 Awww...I shouldn't have. 4 1/2 X 6 Gift Bag
$3 1MAX1340 Your Size, Your Color. It Always Has To Be About You. 8 X 10 Gift Bag
$3 1MAX1416 A bag with a picture of ME oughta be gift enough. 8 X 10 Gift Bag
$3 1MAX1325 Lucky for you, the third credit card was accepted. 8 X 10 Gift Bag
$3 1MAX1414 Full-bodied and Sassy! Wine Bottle Gift Bag
$3 1MAX1341 Don't get too excited it's the cheap stuff. Wine Bottle Gift Bag
$13 1MAX1235 I Need A New Dishwasher You'll Do Fine kitchen rug
$15 MAX1205 My Little Hell Away From Home Rug
$7 1MAX1231 Holey Shirt Sewing Kit
$12 1MAX1504 Pampering Gift Set Inflatable Neck Rest & Scrub Puff
$13 1MAX1443 My Other Face Is In Here. Make Up Bag
$19 1MAX1279 Attitude is everything! Extra Large Long Sleeved T-Shirt

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